Kaal

I had a debilitating headache since yesterday. Actually, I happened to watch Kaal and my mind did not stop working ever since. I was trying to figure out the reasons behind making such a mistake, err... movie. It would be some brainwave, one must admit, which could inspire someone to venture into making Kaal.

Finally, Over one of those regulation ST Cafeteria lunches, I cracked the mystery. I now wonder what took me so long? The reason is so apparent and it cries to get noticed in the first five minutes itself. Yup, SRK had a hormonal surge, there wasn't another "chhaiya chaiyya" in sight, he teamed up with his old friend Karan Johar and they had SRK jigging and gigging with Malaika Arora for a couple of days.

Once they had this item song ready, they thought that they might well make a movie out of it. So they picked up the cheapest option for a story, a debutant (will-work-for-food) director, and a motley star cast. They never paid the stars anything, if you don't believe me, just have a look at Vivek Oberoi's expressions. Such uneasiness can only come either from severe constipation or major exploitation. The expressions of the rest of the cast do not suggest that Vivek's constipated, therefore, I deduce that Vivek and others weren't paid a dime for the movie. Afterall, it was SRK's movie. Ajay Devgan too sleepwalked through the movie, I think if Roshan Taneja does some good marketing, he has a prospective student in Ajay Devgan.

All that apart, I think SRK is a pervert. He is making a fool out of so many people just to get some kicks.

eeeeeks....